A Girl got a call from unknown number.

A Girl got a call from unknown number..
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Man:" Hi, r u single.. ??
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Girl:" Yes, but who r u.. ??
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Ans:"Your Husband.. Aaj ghar aake bataunga..>:O

Another call from unknown number..
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Man:" R u married ??
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Girl:" Yes, but who R u.. ??

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Man:" Your boyfriend, U cheat!!
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Girl:" Sorry jaanu, I thought it was my husband..
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Ans:" Husband hi hoon saali kutti, aaj to tu gayi bas ghar aane de.. :p